Monday, February 18, 2008

Of being a mallu guy

So here I was lazing around at home online on my yahoo messenger when this girl pops up on IM.

I'm not giving out her name, only that she was 19 and from bangalore. We start to chat and she seems pretty nice and genuinely a girl. After many escapades in the yahoo chat rooms I can tell if the person I'm chatting with is a girl or not after a few words without having to confirm with a cam or a mic. Usually I can confirm from the start if the individual starts with "hai" or "hello dear." For those of you who are new to chatting, those words mean its a guy.

Anywayz she was pretty interesting up until the point where she wanted to see me. I switched on the cam, but somehow due to connection problems she was unable to view it. I tried sending her pics but that didnt work out either. I even sent her my pic via email but I kept getting delivery failure messages.

"If your first installation of Windows 2000 does not go well, its always a sign that its not going to go well the second or third time." so said my MCP teacher a long time ago. In other words if something was about to go wrong, God gives you all the signs beforehand so you're prepared.

She started to get agitated. Alarm bells rang in my head but I just thought to myself that she's only 19. A teenager at best. Immaturity is something you have to expect.

I came up with a solution. She could check my orkut account. I usually keep my pics locked but since she was so eager to see me, I thought I could unlock it and let her view. She checks my orkut profile while I wait.

"You're lean" she types.

For some reason I've always thought lean meant tall. But this time I wasnt quite sure. You know how you get that vibe from someone that he or she is dissapointed or irritated ? Well thats what I felt. I dialled V and asked him exactly what lean meant.

It means thin.

Ah.

I type that yes, I am lean.

"Dude, I'm looking for someone well built."

I thought that was it. She'd just block me from now on. I mutter "stupid, stupid" to myself under my breath while typing back that it was ok, but it would have been better if she had told me earlier that that was what she was looking for. I would have been honest.

She says its ok. Guess a body doesnt mean everything, she says.

"So whats your name" she asks.

I tell her my name.

"Ooooooh .... you're a mallu."

I wince. Had she just put me off because I was thin, it wouldnt have mattered. This was something I wasnt very confortable with. I tell her that I hate that word.

"But U are one !!!"

I sit silent, trying to collect my thoughts and refrain all the French (read: curses) from spewing through my fingers onto the keyboard.

A short silence.

"I have a problem with mallus."

Ha! Like I didnt get that earlier.

"I guess this means you dont want to keep in touch from now on."

"Yes. As simple as that. You are an intelligent mallu."

That was the final straw. I sprayed everything that I had in my mind onto the conversation window but I never got a reply. She might have blocked me with that one final statement, or she would have blocked me from the first sentence of my outburst.

Know what pisses me off ? This almost never happens to Keralite girls. I've talked about this to my female friends from Kerala and I've always been met with blank stares. They cant understand it because they've never experienced it. Kerala girls have no problems talking with guys and girls from other states. But when a Keralite guy tries to talk to someone he is instantly labelled "mallu." Believe its not just the girls but the guys too. I had a colleague who once told me that if he would ever become the President of India, he'd place nukes under the border of Kerala and set them off to tear it away from India.

As she said that I was an intelligent mallu, I remembered a scene from Roman Polanski's The Pianist. Adrien Brody's character, a Jew, tries to get away from an apartment where he's been holed up for months but unfortunately is spotted by a neighbor. As he scrambles down the stairs as fast as he can, she screams with utter contempt and hate: "Catch him ! He's a JEW !!!"

Thats how I felt: A Jew in Hitler's Germany.

You think thats stretching it a bit too far ? Check this comment on this blog:

These mallus are the worst cancer to the world…..
Cant c how they call KERALA as God’s “OWN” country!!!!!!!!!!!
As far as i know they are Blood Sucker and GOONDA’S…
They treat Women like they treat dogs…I think that their mother’s are also like that, So they believe all women are like that….
For the fact KERALA has the Heighest Literacy rate and even heigher AIDS rate….
To HELL with the mallu and to HELL goes KERALA


I'm sorry if this offends those who read it. But this is the truth. This is the sort of contempt, we Keralite guys have to endure.

Well I've had enough of my rant and writin about this seems to clear my mind. I think I'll have a beer today and drink to a world without narrow minded idiots.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

India is one of the most racist countries you can find, dude... except... very few people label it as such...

Take a look at Shiv Sena... When you racially abuse people from the SAME country... different states, but same country... you KNOW we're going astray.

Shobha De recently wrote about how the matrimonial sections ALWAYS look for a 'fair bride' or groom, which is actually a racist statement by itself.

A country that's divided by itself cannot stand... I believe it was Washington who said that...

Let us just hope that India still shines through...

Anonymous said...

I am not a mallu ..I live next door ..but i find it strange that you find the "mallu" tag derogatory! In my opinion, it is just a short form of malayalis ..probably , the gults have a reason to feel offended on being called a gult, but why a mallu ? i have some good mallu friends and i appreciate the fact that, of all south indians, mallus are invariably the ones who know tamil, telugu etc, but a tamilian (like me ) has never made the attempt to know any other language!
some time back ..i had written an article on the origin of mallu nairs (http://www.srajaram.com/2007/02/history-of-mallu-nairs.html) . I hope this doesn't infuriate you further :-)

TheMalLuGuY said...

Know what.. This is something which no mallu will ever understand.. I've tried myself manytimes to get a clue. But failed each time and i now just dont care a damn.. Think that there are better horizons for us to reach/catch and ignore these stupid spunks bro!!

Unknown said...

Am new to bloggin rather i would say i have kept myslef away from this ..But found this so true that i had to keyin some thin...

Cant agrre more to what hammy wrote!!!
We indians are the most racist fcking people around..Am not saying vryone but certainly a lot!!! and guess wht if they hate mallus they missin the bus dude!!
yu go hit any "dude" around in bangalore , he ill defn wl have mall to speak!!!!

Read "TWO STATES" by Chethan Bhagath ..its so fckin true...

A proud Malluuuu

karthik said...

u call them mallu or mals....whatever..i find malayali's intresting and nice to talk to....being half tamil- half telugu i dont see much difference between them and other south indians....

and dude....if the girl is that shallow....u need to look at other places...for those kinds live a life producing CO2 and add to the environmental voes....

i have travelled the whole world..and believe me there are no other beautifull woman than the doe eyed long haired sultry sexy looking south indian woman....no one to beat them in the department of feminity.....

hope that helps...and ahem ahem....one of my close friend ( its a she and she is beautiful!) loves mallu men....specially the ones with curly hair and dusky feautures...she loves such men

believe me u guys are well sought after..good luck

Anonymous said...

hey this is so true..planting nukes..lmao!!

You said guys from other states dont say this to mallu girls. Thats cos men mostly like to see how far a girl would go so that he can add that "encounter" to one of his sexual conquests.The fact is, a man would never want a child with a woman from a race he looks down upon otherwise they r all just girls.Things are different for a girl so she would cut off the moment she comes to know that.

BTW I am a mallu girl the reason why they hate us is cos of the way we dress up n represent our country in foreign countries which brings shame to them.

We,mallus should thank God that ours is a big country with diversities.Had it been a country with lesser people ,your Hitler theory would have been applied n they would have wiped us from the surface of earth.

Skin colour seems to rule everything.. see...how the fair skinned Sindis and Parsis are respected and accepted into our Indian society with pride while the dark Indian Muslims who migrated to Pakistan had a tough time n they are called kallu means black.Mallu n Kallu..very good!!!!

Anonymous said...

Do you remember how Vidya Balan was teased by Shahrukh and Saif during an award ceremony?

In fact anyone could see her eyes were filled with tears.And when she said she s from Kerala and thanked them for the mock ward they gave.Shahrukh was like ,from where?? like a real life bully!!!

I was GREAT FAN OF SHAHRUKH for so many years ever since DEEWANA, not cos of his talent but like any other girl from India who s a fan of his. The moment I saw this award ceremony and what happened with Vidya.I HATED HIMMMM.The truth is he doesnt even have 2 TABLESPOON of talent of what Vidya has.But Yeah he is a star and s rich.

During a program named some chak de, telecasted in Star Plus he mocked Sreesanth(i dont like him either)for his Hindi diction. Thats when I thought after all he s just like anyother DELHITE(Snob and proud) beneath his flying kiss for the fans and his fatty lips!!!

So Bollywood is no exception...Mallu akhir Mallu hai....right???

Anonymous said...

well, the whole world knows by now what is a mallu and why they are branded and hated for their nausiating selfish pig traits and lack of self-respect. someone up there rightly said they are cancerous. 'cause in the middle east where I live, the mallus are spread like dirty mosquitoes living in the gutters in kerala villages contaminating the beutiful middle east countries. if one mallu makes it to a place abroad, he makes sure to bring in at least a few dozen more mallus. they play dirtiest politics in offices beyond your imagination. they have no self-respect, they lick the boss's balls to keep the job and even like to get fucked if the boss demands, so basically that's their common strategy. and if a mallu happens to be a boss, it's the other way round. he's such a pimp he licks the ass of the staff under him, so they will not tell the world that he actually doesn't fit to be a manager. so the incompetency makes them stick to the job (at any cost) for decades together, 'cause they aren't sure if they quit a job they can get another. that's why you find mallus working for the same company for 20 to 30 years and do their best to make sure the new colleague will not stick to the job longer. you can find mallus here from toilet cleaners to managers in every office. they make up about 50% to 90% of the staff in offices. then you may wonder what could be the reason for their predominant numbers, well, as we discussed earlier, it's because of their lack of self-respect and slave mentality that they are hired in offices. in MNCs, the whites like to keep them because they have all the qualities of rotten slaves. as a matter of fact, the whites give loads of shit to them, kick them around, call them names..but it's just fine for the mallus regardless of the fact that that's quite disgraceful to the image of India. The sight of a fat ass mallu male going with his wife and
litter, has a striking resemblance to a pig strolling with it's babies doing..oink..oink..ouk..ouk.
believe me, it's true. an average mallu who lives a king's life in kerala..may be actually working for a cleaning company up here, cleaning the lady's toilets and disposing their used tissue and the stuff. and when it comes to food, there have been complaints from the economic department that somebody is emptying the entire market supply of cheap fish, leaving the poor emaratis (local arabs) starving. yeah you guessed it right..it's none otherthan our mallus. where a mallu lives there's stink everywhere. it's hightime people weed out these mallus to maintain demographic and echological balance.

Anonymous said...

Im sure vidya balan got a right treatment in the bollywood award ceremony. she was looking like a tramp already as she always does. she was opening her mouth so wide every now and then, I was wondering she may be munching on the flys popping in to her open mouth. I always hated her for that sleazy look despite whatever outfit she wears. the typical mallu look so to say. I had a mallu female colleague, OMG she was so shameless, she was trying to flirt with an already engaged guy in the back seat of the company bus. when the khans were pulling vidya balan's leg at the award ceremony, I just remembered this sleazy tramp mallu female.

Anonymous said...

Hello friend, I really empathize you i understand how you feel, but you have to understand how others wud have felt by what's been done to them, else why else wud they retaliate. I have felt disappointment betrayed and been treated like a 'jew in the hitler's camp when i was in kerala being a non-mallu, either ways unless ppl have an independant mind these things will keep happening, dont' take it to heart!

Anonymous said...

yeah you are true....there are pro's and cone's in every thing...including of the fact being a mallu...you said it try people need to have independent mind,i am a malayali ,the fact that is happening i the middle east is quite true..mallu's have the problem of backstabbing a lot..but not all of them are like this,some of them act like parasites,what can we do...cant kill them..best way is avoid those kind of people..and hello...not only mallu's are like this...same goes to people from all over india...its a human nature i guess,if you belong to a particular caste,race or region that doesnt mean ,that group of people will have similar mannerism and thoughts...from what people have made comments i could make out..most of them have attitude problems,they are racists..jese racist among indians...guys grow up..think out of the pot

Anonymous said...

You can trust an afgan, a terrorist, but not a mallu at any time and at any cost.

Anonymous said...

I love how I stumbled onto this post after a frustrated -believe it or not- GOOGLE search for "nice mallu guys?" -yes with a question mark at the end. An LOL moment much? So couple of comments here...Love ur post..actually mallus-regardless of being a guy or a girl-gets this label everywhere...and usually the label arises from a personal experience that the "labeler"(legit word?) has had at some point in his/her lives..but what I dont get is..why put it on all the mallus yaar...there are good ones out there too...I mean if a punjabi or a bengali or a gujrati did something to u doesnt mean that all of Punjab, Gujrat are bad..for eg I get the vibe that this young man who wrote the post is a pretty decent guy..n like him there must be ( I seriously hope) hundreds of other men out there who have done no harm to the general public..so please aam janta of India, forgive the innocent mallus for what the back-stabbers have done to u...and hey-to others who have no complaints against mallus- let us hope for that world (or at least for an India) free of narrow minded fools...

Unknown said...

One thing you should understand is that you see only mallus doing all the donkey work is because of their attitude towars work. there is an impression about the quality of work you can expect froma a mallu.technicians or any other professionals cant reacn even closer to them. How many of you guys from other parts of India(north and mumbai)from working category can go and earn without any help?but mallus can. i am very proud of it. Mallus have so many good habits which not many of the other states in india possess. cleanliness is out of it. the smelling lady cud b an exception. I cant imagine talking to a north indian guy because of the smell..i dnt have time to complete it..will be continued

Anonymous said...

Read through most of the comments, and I must say, yeah, my personal experience with most mallus have been extremely bad. In fact, I lived in the UK for many years, and have had friends from every country/community/sect/caste/creed/color/religion one can think of, but when I did come to India to work, most of my friends asked me to be beware of mallus. In fact, some of the organizations I worked for, had an unofficial no-mallu policy. And yes, till now the worst bitch I have come across in India, is again a mallu called Sherine Varghese... the cheapest typical office whore one can find anywhere on earth. She looked like a cheap slut, showing cleavage and stuff trying to act classy, when in real life, she looked like a UK 10 pound whore. Anyways, my personal experience with North-Indians is fantastic, and with Mallus, must say, absolutely horrifying. Nothing against them personally, but now I try staying away from mallus. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Hi Alex, read the post and comments. Malayalee men are a different kind. They get exposed to sex very early in age and grow up treating women as sex objects. He of course, finds it normal. So he doesn't understand why people are wary of him. The other day I was in a mall and a group of guys from Kerala were shouting, eve teasing while the rest of the young crowd behaved so normally. Most people who saw this spectacle had already got an impression about Malayalees. A word of advice. When you leave Kerala border, leave your maluness behind you and behave like the way the rest of Indians do. Or you will continue to face social ostracism. This is not racism at all. Just disgust. Look at your people who grew up outside Kerala. See how normal they are. Learn from them.

And Vidya Balan is a tamil brahmin and not a malayalee FYI

Alex Mcone said...

Vidya Balan comes from a Tamil speaking community called the Iyers in a district from Kerala called Palakkad.

Sorry to burst your bubble but she's a Keralite. Just coz she speaks Tamil does not make her a Tamilian. :-)

And I grew up outside Kerala. I'm sorry, but I cant generalize my own people. Not everyone behaves the way you say they do. Because if they did - I dont see how tourists survive in Kerala.

Anonymous said...

Just shows how little you know about Kerala.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1799038/bio

Tamil Iyers in Palakkad are Tamil Brahmans who settled in Palakkad when Kerala was part of Tamilnadu. They are not Malayalees by any long shot. They are proudly Tamil and marry among their kind only.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerala_Iyers

And you can go on defending Keralites. But the rest of the country have learned from personal experience that Keralites are the worst community in India. And hence the hatred. Your denial will not change perceptions, unless Keralites from Kerala change their ways.

Anonymous said...

We were a north Indian family that moved in a generation ago to Kerala, business related (ernakulam-cochin). We suffered severely there, often treated as 2nd class or 3rd class by them.

The high suicide rate speaks for the state, inspite of their "standard of living", people continue to hang themselves in large numbers. They have a rotten "get too personal" with other's attitude, mockery, bullying, threats, mental blackmail, pack attacks, communist mindset. It runs deep in their culture largely.

The way they treat their women, castism, (even the so called Christians Syrian Christians look down on Latin Catholics), sexual abuse rate is one of the highest, largest exporter of pornographic movies in India.

They are a sick demented people, of course a few good ones are there, but mostly driven to suicide later, no industrial growth, lot of political violence in colleges and universities, (Government arts college thiruvananthapuram is plastered with people hacked to death), they gang up and attack the outsider who thinks or looks or behaves or talk even with a small difference from them.

Massive emotionalism in the statement, picky people, and sensitive people, say something negative they flare up and start abusing using sexual profanities.

An idiotic people, now India's terror exporting state with more and more terrorists originating from Kerala. They control each other like scum, crab mentality.

This place should never have been made part of India. Dirty fucking bastards, they infest the Arab world like cockroaches, oggling at women, backbiting at work, treating other ethnic groups with contempt and racism.

A damned people with no manners.

Anonymous said...

It should not have been the poor helpless innocent Christians of orissa that should have borne the brunt, it should have been the dirty filthy syrian Christian achayan scum, the left overs of Nestorians having sex with Local Mallu maids, who should have been given an orissa style progrom.

These animals should not even be considered Christians, I would say Tamil or any other christians I met have more class and more Christ like nature in them than the dirty filthy Syrian Christian communtiy, their men are one of the most worst sexual perverts in the world, I am sure if you put A syrian Christian ACHAYAN dog once said , he would love to fuck attukal devi, the most important hindu goddess for Hindus. How sick and demented was his filthy mind, I am sure these animals inherited it from Kannai thoman the nestorian scum who came from Edessa along with his concubines and given "privileges" by the local hindu kings. Most would have got these privileges by pimping their wives, sure of that.

Varun said...

Think about how others are being referred to by the "mallus" that you yourself hate to call. I am an Indian . I have been to places in Delhi, Bombay, Tamil Nadu and Kerala. How do you people refer to the Tamilians there??? Pandi!!! Now is that the rite word that u can stamp on a person who expects to come to kerala assuming that it is a better place. Dont ypou people get ASHAMED of this. NOW WAIT I AM NOT A RACIST AND IT IS NOT THAT I PERSONALLY HATE MALLUS. BUT I would definitely confirm everyone here thatr a very very large percentage of people in Kerala ARE RACIST. People always bully others and there is not even a single bit of RESPECT that keralites have to others UNLESS thy have a job to be done by the person. I am Really sorry to say this ,,at one point of time I was wishing some of the people that i met get outside of kereala and know how others would treat them and try to learn something called MANNERS. I do not know much about you what I meant was a larger section of Keralites. Finally ,I would say with tears in my eyes KERALA is GREAT, Keralites SUCKS!!!

Karthikeyan Harikrishnan vanniyar said...

vanniyars are mother fucking sudra bastards.Karthikeyan harikrishnan is a vanniyar bastard who has been renting his mom and sister revathy to Kamaraj,rudhran,srivijay kandar,annal and rajesh pillai

Anonymous said...

Mallus are the most disgusting creatures on earth ...They go all around the earth in search of living and call that a bloody adventure, don’t u just realise that’s nomadic, we know people like that as refugee’s...cos u guys have nothing to do in ur god forsaken land, so you keep going elsewhere like morons...Your place is filled by lunatics...It has the highest mental hospitals and suicide rate, like nowhere.
And for god’s sake understand that literacy is far away from education, knowledge and intelligence..People who cant even understand this, keep barking that they have the highest literacy rate,,,lolz tht’so funny yaar...
You guys bring shame to India by working as slaves else where and by your habits and culture..When the whole of India is happy with NRI u guys call urselves NRK’s ...Is this the fuckin unity u guys speak of whenever u dont have anything to say when ur accused ?
A typical mallu , in that case anybody who’s even born of a mallu mother and some other father would have this habit of poking into others personal....You guys are always interested in what others are doing in the first place...Don’t u just realise that’s disgusting you idiots ?
And whenever you are accused u come out with “there are people like this everywhere” thn why the hell do ppl accuse u in the first place ? cus ur entire community is so hateful...You are bloody racist and ur damn disgusting.
Yes you are cancers of Everywhere......You guys go begging everywhere for a life and still betray the place and the people there...You guys are the worst kind of betrayers the world would have ever seen...Every one of you are betrayers and all of you are cunning and thats what you call as “smart”, that’s a third rate mentality u fools...
For other who haven’t been with a mallu in your life,or for people who already have a mallu friend,its high time u just get rid of them,else you are in trouble,very soon....
If u guys are getting so much of hatred from all over the world, its because u made people to hate you...there’s no other community on this planet thats been hated so much like you guys..You deserve it and it wont change for generations together....You guys are exactly like snakes,just because u feel insecured u get someone into trouble,that’s so damn cheap...Change your selves and come out of you malluness else no one would like you..We just dont want you guys around....
And ive seen so mallu’s being happy about what they get,and they bark “ only mallus can laugh at being mocked” yes only fools can be happy about being mocked, people who have some kind of self esteem would react,ofcourse we know its useless telling u guys all this,but atlest let others know what you guys just are....
Instead of pushing urself too hard to make others belive that you are no like this,try to change yourselves else no one on this earth would like you...Bruni govt has banned you,and by this you people have brought shame to India,and if you continue like the same,then the whole world and India as such would ban you morons....Now i am not telling this because i am offended, its because , (trust me) ive seen soooo many who cry just cos they had a mallu nearby....You guys are just just just Disgusting ....

karthik sambuvarayar said...

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Anonymous said...

Dude Mallus are highly educated people in India.
And they are so advanced in every field just like in developed countries.
According to the latest survey. mallus are spending more money in luxury items than for food..
That is the only state in India which is spending more money for luxury items than Food..
100% literacy...
Even according to UN's latest survey report. In kerala family without Latrine facility is only 3%..
NO other state is event near to kerala..
This all coz of our Govt.
In Kerala people react a lot ,,
In this small state ter are 16 news channel..So the whole state are under surveillance of these channels.. So this all coz of literacy people react very much if der is any injustice occurs..
All states should change like Kerala..
So please also see the good parts of Kerala people..which can change your state also.

jojo said...

"Dude Mallus are highly educated people in India.
And they are so advanced in every field just like in developed countries."

Very true, but even though they are highly educated, they still stuck in the olden time frame! To be honest, from my perspective and from a lot of experience, they are different from the rest of India, or perhaps the world. They don't like change and criticize constantly if there is new change like dating mixed marriage etc, and they don't accept anyone except malayalees..go figure.

Whoever said that many retaliate against other malayalees and the culture and should understand why they feel that way, it's true b/c I feel that way as well. One trip to India, I had a close fondness thanks to my relatives at that point and wanted to have a close connection, but now I lost all appreciation due to some humiliating and bad experiences even from my own parents, and top of that they are probably trying to rush me into marriage and go the mallu way. I'm sorry to say, but even though it's called "God's own country" due to its beauty, it's housing devil's own people, with the exception of a few angels there as well. Mark the words of Swami Vivekanda...it is a lunatic asylum.

Anonymous said...

Mallus are the most cunning cult in India. If one single Mallu joins any company, in just one year entire company is replaced by Mallus! They are like deadly poisonous rats and it has nothing to do with communism at all. Always beware when a Mallus are around you (work place). These peoble constantly play poltics with other guys and ruin their careers completely. Swami Vivekananda openly said 'things' about Mallus! And it was not only because of casteism, because casteism was more or less existing everywhere in India at that time! Many offices have no-Mallu policy! My suggestion is dont even tok with a Mallu. One Mallu is equivalent to 10 Pakistanis.

Anonymous said...

Kayilirippu, Kayilirippu....

Sexually frustrated and perverted... No wonder women run when they hear "malayale"...

Anonymous said...

I m a mallu girl........but the thing is I HATE MALLUS..........mallus are experts in backstabbing.......I m exceptional.......I HATE MALLUS........MALLUS R REAL FUCKERS........GODDDD.....WHY AM I A MALLU?????????I HATE THEM........

Anonymous said...

mallus have the habit of insulting anybody including there own family members in public they think that they joke , they dont bother abt hurting other, they speak more about there pride which irritates every body even when there friend make fun of them on this attitude still they conti.. like a joker,this is the worst attitude of mallu. like the others experience they backstab,play politics, will go to any low level even below there dignity to finish there work. most of them are male chavnist and dont respect females

Anonymous said...

I love a mallu guy <3
he is so chweet <33

Anonymous said...

People of all bad qualities exist in every state....but when there is a common message out there sayin...a mallu is a backstabber...please act wit caution..i hv travelled across india...no race is good n we shd hv never been a united country...all northies are also not good...very few in few communities treat friends like friends...n this whole world is a shit...do not try to learn a mallu is a backstabber...just get educated now from all the abov comments.

Anonymous said...

Telugu guys nd gals are the worst variety in india..speaking their dirty yendu gundu language..all black colored..with the exception of hyderabad whole of andhra is a village ...black guys with moustaches and fraud certificates moving to US as an assembly line speaking English in yendu gundu accent.I've screwed many telugu wome of all ages including Ramakrishna Putrevu's mother..Old is Gold!!

Unknown said...

I wonder if the prejudice against Malayalis is because they eat beef? It probably rankles people that the place where advaitism and thus Hinduism and the caste system was founded is full of beef eaters?
All the criticism people have of Malayalis can also be made of all Indians. Punjabis think they are Anglos but they are very patriarchal.
Plus the Hindutva nut jobs are not happy with Christianity thriving in Kerala.

Anonymous said...

True.

Anonymous said...

http://chackochan.blogspot.in/2005/08/your-friends-know-you-are-malayalee.html?m=1

Anonymous said...

You are true I believe. I was working in Bombay and my wife in kerala as a nurse. I accidently saw a video in net. She was with three men doing all nonsence.

Anonymous said...

What yiu said is true. Porn industry is more here. My both daughters acted in blue films. And the whole town knows it. And we changed house 4 Times.